With campus returning to full (possibly overfull) capacity, the opportunity to overhear some of our classmates’ truly, um, unique conversations is better than ever.
Without further adieu, a collection of musings from Buffs of all walks of life:
“Well, time to go to my Tuesday/Thursday class for the first time this semester.”
We are THREE WEEKS into the school year. Sorry girl, but you’ve probably been dropped from the class.
“Yeah, I fell through the roof but it hurt way less than you would think.”
Iconic.
“I put a pickle in my fruit smoothie for a little bit of an added kick, you know?”
And I thought switching from coffee to Matcha in the mornings was a bold move.
“My group told me to meet them near the fishbowl in Norlin but I couldn’t find it. Are there actual fish?”
Yes, there is a full-size aquarium near the main entrance.
“I need to start getting tutored for math, but I might just watch A Beautiful Mind instead.”
Good plan. Maybe I should start watching West Wing to ace my PoliSci classes.
Two freshmen in the wet locker room:”I feel like my dick’s gotten bigger since I got to CU.“
Or maybe you’re just a bigger dick.
And that concludes this week’s edition of Overheard @ CU. Check back next week for more of the most quotable interactions on campus.
