(Courtesy of Rhett Kaya/CU Independent)
After observing how the human subjects at the University of Colorado Boulder reacted to the first snow of the season, I have some thoughts. Actually, I have a lot of thoughts. A significant portion of the student population comes from California or other similarly mild climates. There’s nothing more wholesome than witnessing the sheer joy that lights up their faces as they gaze out the window, seeing — for some —their very first snowfall in person. However, this pure joy is swiftly snatched away as they attempt to navigate the snow in shorts. You might laugh, but I’ve witnessed this phenomenon firsthand. So, here’s a checklist of everything you’ll need to survive and thrive this winter.
First things first: your hoodies aren’t going to cut it anymore. Not only are they not waterproof, but as soon as you reach your destination, you’ll be greeted by the unpleasant surprise of accumulated snow collecting in your hood. This is where layering—an alien concept to those used to climates consistently in the 70s—becomes crucial. Thanks to the laws of science and the water cycle, snow is frozen when it falls but eventually melts, leaving you with water-stained cotton and wet hair. You can still rock a hoodie (in fact, I encourage it), but make sure you wear a waterproof jacket over it, and always keep the hood up.
Next, invest in a winter coat. Even if you’re not a skier or an avid winter sports enthusiast, you still live in Colorado. Stop pretending you’re not cold in a sweatshirt. Embrace the cozy winter fashion trends: hats, scarves, fuzzy socks and gloves. Warm weather will return eventually, but wearing a crop top in 30-degree weather won’t make it come faster — I’m sorry. You’ll also want to consider the drastically varying climates of CU Boulder classrooms, which brings us back to your new best friend: layering! For example, a t-shirt paired with a sweatshirt topped with a winter coat ensures you’re prepared for both overly heated rooms and those that seem to mirror the outdoor temperature.
Another observation I’ve made is students wear hats that only cover the tops of their heads, leaving their ears exposed. Listen: Yes, you’re an icon; yes, your bold fashion choices are groundbreaking, but you’re also flirting with frostbite. When I say wear a hat, I mean wear one that covers your ears. Trust me, your ears will thank you. For the male population who take the meticulous time to blow-dry their hair upwards in order to maintain the flip that seemingly defies gravity: I hate to shatter the reality you’ve created, where Newton’s laws of physics don’t exist, but what goes up must come down—especially when weighed down by snow.
Ok, now let’s talk about footwear. There’s one specific shoe that makes me want to scream “ugh” at the top of my lungs —and that just so happens to be its name. Whether it’s UGG slippers or boots, do yourself (and your bank account) a favor and invest in shoes that won’t disintegrate in the ankle-deep snow you’re trying to trudge through. For snow, you’ll want boots specifically designed for it — hence the invention of snow boots. If labels scare you and you’re not ready for that kind of commitment, you can keep things casual with a simple waterproof ankle boot. Once you’re more comfortable, you can upgrade to something more serious.
Nearly everyone has an emotional support water bottle to stay hydrated in Colorado’s dry climate. For those clutching their Stanleys as if their lives depend on it, you might notice your fingers turning purple—and it’s not because of your grip strength. While the rest of your body stays snug in winter gear, your fingers are left exposed, like contestants on “Naked and Afraid.” Luckily, gloves exist! If you avoid gloves because they interfere with constant phone use, you’re in luck: there are fingerless gloves with detachable mittens or touchscreen-compatible gloves, thanks to technological advancements.
Embracing winter will not only keep you alive but will also introduce you to the endless history of winter fashion trends. Whether you prefer mittens or fingerless gloves, scarves or turtlenecks, vests or fleeces, hats or earmuffs or—most importantly—coats (because yes, you absolutely need a coat, and this is non-negotiable), there’s something for everyone. Wishing you all luck in staying warm, safe and stylish this winter!
Contact CU Independent staff writer Sophia Neckin at sophia.neckin@colorado.edu.
